Why, WHY, is Yang's wife not part of your team in FF IV? Forget about any psychedelic Moon Whales or great quests to become Paladins, she would've kicked every bad guy's ass from the ground of the planet with the power of her frying pan alone! It frightens me just to think about what she could do with a FORK. Worse yet! A BUTCHER KNIFE.

(Also, if she was part of the party I'd have some recollection of what she looked like - hence I could DRAW her - instead of vague memories of the squeeing that took place whenever she was on screen.)